I’m at work. I’m bored. Make me laugh.

Trawl Rockall for:

Vultures circle crack-ravaged Whitney Houston Ailing chanteuse sucked dry

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• Rockall's Muslims turn on Missy Baad
  Mass protests at Condoleeezza Rice visit

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• Taxing times for the sexually active
  Budget blow for romp-loving Brits

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• The chilling rise of the Pro-Naana website
  'It's a lifestyle choice not a disorder'

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• Growing concern at Sol's injury woes
  Latest news on star defender grim for Gunners

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• An England football team's guide to Germany
  Konnen Sie bitte meine ball zuruck?

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